16 reasons why...

Musicqueen

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Jan 31, 2002
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...ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...

1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable
12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
16. Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as gross."

Take a beer and send the truck to all of your friends!!!!!!


 

jessica__78

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Hey Musicqueen, give a shout to my boss! I would be more than happy to be at work, hell who knows i may even show up on time!

We could get the patients drunk also!
 

jessica__78

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Jazz can I please have the name and address of your dentist....I will be reporting him! Also why you are at it make me an appt!;) :cheeky: