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    Default Mommc, two Italians talking...

    A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an

    animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at

    first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say

    the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come

    together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I

    come again and pee twice. Then I come one last-a time."

    "You foul-mouthed swine" retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we

    don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

    "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to

    spella 'Mississippi'."

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    Luigi & Pasquale
    I hope this offends no one but I think it’s funny.
    Luigi and Pasquale come to the big city of Toronto looking for a little action. They meet a guy that tells them of a place to go. He tells them to go upstairs, knock on the door, give the girl $50 and she’ll take care of them.
    Pasquale goes first and comes back with a huge satisfied look on his face.
    Luigi said “ Pasquale teleme whata hapin”
    Pasquale ” Ah Luigi. I go upa da stairs, I knocka on da door en disa beautiful girl, she come out. I giva her $50 bucks en shea takame in. She taka my pansa off, she taka my dick and she putta whip cream alla over it. Then she lickit all off.
    Luigi “ Ah me go. Me go naw.
    Luigi comes came crying and crying and crying.
    Pasquale “ Luigi WHATA happen “
    Luigi “ I go uppa stairs Justa lika you say. I knocka da door, justa like you say. This beautiful girl she cama out en I giva her $50 bucks, just like you say. (Cry Cry cry)
    Pasquale “ Yeah Yeah and????
    Luigi “she taka me in, she taka my pants offa, justa like you say, she putta whip cream all over my dick, (cry, cry,) It looka soooo good. I EAT IT MYSELF

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