Seen in the barracks!

Musicqueen

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Jan 31, 2002
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A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." This is not a phrase men normally use, so he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open."

He zipped up and finished his shopping. He then intentionally got in the line to check out where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door." He was planning to have a little fun with her. When he reached her counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open did you see a soldier standing in there at attention?" The lady (being smarter than a man) thought for a moment and said,"No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags.
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Hillbilly

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Jan 1, 2002
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The old dominican version of that story

Had President Balaguer (then about 80 something) and a young lass. Same scenario, and she says: "Your garage door is open."
he answers: "Did you see a big Cadilac inside, ready to go?
"She says: "No, just an old VW with two flat tires..""

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