A Gay man named Doslengua goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says "Doslengua, I'm not going to beat around the
bush. You have AIDS."
Doslengua is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"
The doctor says "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage,
1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno
peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top
it off with a gallon of prune juice."
Doslengua asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what
your ass is for."
The doctor comes back and says "Doslengua, I'm not going to beat around the
bush. You have AIDS."
Doslengua is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"
The doctor says "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage,
1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno
peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top
it off with a gallon of prune juice."
Doslengua asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what
your ass is for."