Some thoughts for our "afterlife?"

Hillbilly

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This older couple met their demise in an auto accident and were
transported to Heaven. As they were waiting to be processed, they
began to look all around at their setting for eternity.

The wife was amazed at the beauty, the peace and the contentment she
felt and commented over and over about what a nice place Heaven was
and how fortunate she felt to be there.

The husband sneered,...
"If it weren't for you and your damned oat-bran muffins &
all that health food crap, we'd have been here 15 years ago!"
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You know, the biggest problem with being an athiest is
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You have no one to talk to during an orgasm....


HB
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