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Thread: How to Win at Wrestling

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    Talking How to Win at Wrestling

    Our story begins at the Olympics, specifically the
    wrestling event. It is narrowed down to the Russian or the
    American for the gold medal. Before the final match, the
    American wrestler's trainer came to him and said, "Now don't
    forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never
    lost a match because of this "pretzel" hold he has. Whatever
    you do, don't let him get you in this hold! If he does, you're finished!"

    The wrestler nodded in agreement. Now, to the match: The American
    and the Russian circled each other several times looking for an
    opening. All of a sudden the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the
    American and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold!

    A sigh of disappointment went up from the crowd, and the trainer
    buried his face in his hands for he knew all was lost. He couldn't
    watch the ending.

    Suddenly there was a horrible scream, and a resounding
    cheer from the crowd. The trainer raised his eye just in
    time to see the Russian flying up in the air. The Russian's back
    hit the mat with a thud, and the American weakly collapsed on top
    of him, getting the pin and winning the match.

    The trainer was astounded! When he finally got the American
    wrestler alone, he asks, "How did you ever get out of that hold?
    No one has ever done it before!"

    The wrestler answered, "Well, I was ready to give up when
    he got me in that hold, but at the last moment, I opened my eyes
    and saw this pair of balls right in front of my face. I thought I
    had nothing to lose, so with my last ounce of strength I stretched
    out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could. You'd be
    amazed how strong you get when you bite your own balls!"

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