It's Beautiful Women Month

Musicqueen

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IT'S GOOD TO BE THE WOMAN

We got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder
excuses.
Taxis stop for us.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
We'll never regret piercing our ears.
We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway.

 

Theresa

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No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.

Reading this made me laugh about last weekend. How many pictures did you get of an ugly guy in a speedo on the beach? Why is it always someone who's skin you don't want to see more of that is wearing a speedo? I could have watched that life guard a little more though ;)
 

Musicqueen

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There...

That's exactly what came to MY mind when I read this, that's why I posted it!!!

I took a few of those pictures, if you want to see them go to our site...we have like three albums of the pictures my son and I took of South Beach and Naples.

Hey...do you think we should let the good people of DR1 know what we did this weekend during our Miami reunion?

Or should we keep them guessing?;)
 

Theresa

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I am working on it... will send out the pics tonight. We had another DR1 member, Marianela who lives in SFL and was left out, she emailed me about meeting. Wish I would have known. Sorry Marianela :ermm: , we'll have to plan it for next time.
 
Why not

Why not let all the DR1 people know what happened at your reunion. I certainly am interested in what two lovely chicks did at South Beach.
Dont tell me you walked the beach in a speedo, cause that wud be very interesting. Look foward to your response and some pic's.

And where is our site?
 

Hillbilly

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Yes, there are things a woman can do

One I saw a while ago is this:

A woman can talk to another woman with out looking at her breasts....something no man can do...like no woman can walk past a mirror without checking herself..

HB
BANJO.GIF
 

Musicqueen

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Funny guys...

Wud and HB!!!

No, we didn't walk the beach in Speedo's...but we took pictures of a lot of guys that have bought stock in the company!

I didn't mention "our site" because I didn't want Rob to think I was advertising or anything of the sort.

It's www.netmio.com, then go to Miami, and look for the "Verano caliente" pictures...
By the way, while you're at it...you can also read an interview I did with Jerry Rivera...I know it's not DR related...but the ladies will appreciate the pictures!

HB, you are sooooo right! On both counts!!! Even though I know a LOT of guys that have to check themselves out in a mirror every chance they get!

You'll have pics soon!!!

 
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Musicqueen

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Well thank you, Wud...

Such a gentleman, all the time!!!

There's actually just one picture of MQ and Vettehead, I'll post it on the Gallery in a few minutes...

Stay tuned...
 

AnnaC

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Beauty of a Woman~
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears,
The figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen from her eyes,
Because that is the doorway to her heart,
The place where love resides.
The beauty of a woman Is not in a facial mole,
But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.
It is the caring that she lovingly gives,
The passion that she shows.
The beauty of a woman
With passing years -- only grows.
 

Theresa

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Just to let you all know, that was not me. It was my bloated half sister in the picture. I will post mine of our meeting tonight.

Note to self: never let the waiter take the picture:dead:
 
AH.......mmmmmmm

The madonna's of the DR1 forum, what a lovely pair<br>






of ladies, nice to see such wonderful smiles, too bad I cud' nt make it, I wud if I cud.
Hope you had one for me and good ole HB
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Criss Colon

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I first learned about the Beauty of a woman from my Mother.

I saw that beauty when she put me to bed at night with a hug and a kiss,and woke me up in the morning the same way,and yet again when I left for school,and when I came home.I saw the Beauty of a woman in the house my mother kept as neat as a "pin".In the clothes she made for us by her own hands,and then kept spotless.I saw the beauty of a woman in the food my mother prepared for our family day in and day out.Real "Home Made"meals,all with the same special recipe."A pinch of LOVE"!I saw the beauty of a woman when she gave us kids the chicken breast,when I knew that was her favorite part.I saw the beauty of a woman in all the personal sacrifices my mother made so that the rest of us could have more.I saw the beauty of a woman everytime there was a death in our little town and my mother would cook hams, turkeys,cakes and pies to take to the home of grieving family.I saw the beauty of a woman in my mother who never came to the dinner table without putting on her "Face",as she called make-up, and a fresh dress.I saw the beauty of a woman in my mother when she gave three kids a bath,put on their "PJs",and read them at least two "bedtime stoties" before lights out at 8:30 pm!I saw the beaty of a woman who sang in the Church Choir,took us to "Sunday School",and then made me sit through the "ENTIRE" Church Service!I saw the beauty of a woman who not only did all this for her family,but was a Writer,and a Painter,and never failed to make my Father happy and proud of his beautiful Partner!I saw the beauty of a woman who "Togehter" with her husband raised two wonderful daughters,and one "Strange" son before she passed on.Well,"2 out of 3 ain't bad" as the song goes!Now I am truely blessed to see the beauty of all woman in my two sisters,and in my Mother-in-law,and "Great Mother-in-law"as they continue the "Tradition" of "Doing" for their families and being "BEAUTIFUL" at the same time.TOM
 

AZB

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Criss, can you cut the BullS**T and get to the sex part already?
 

Pib

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C'mon Criss!!

Stop trying to give people the mistaken impression that you have a heart and a brain. ;)

Seriously, I am glad that you too had a mom that was almost as good as mine. Because I am sure you know that, no mother on earth could be as good as mine!
 

joescholar

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Colon.........

Cutting and pasting from a person's website about their mom is just simply Wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe when you fell off a turnip truck and cracked your skull is when your opinion of women changed.

joke
 
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harold

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I liked it Criss. I liked the part of her letting you guys have the chicken breast. It reminds me of my mother. She would buy clothes for my sister and me first; then, if there was money left over she might get something for herself. Touching.