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    Default Worlds funniest Video, I mean t-shirts!

    Actual Tee Shirt Slogans:

    "Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time"

    "That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" - (seen on an 8 year old)

    "Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"

    "Procrastinate Now"

    "Rehab Is for Quitters"

    "I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts -- Do You Want Fries With That?"

    "Party -- My Crib - Two A.M." (On a baby-size shirt)

    "If a woman's place is in the home WHY AM I ALWAYS IN THIS CAR!"

    "ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING"

    "A hangover is the wrath of grapes"

    "STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!"

    "They call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken"

    "He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead"

    "POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN...Cops have nothing to go on."

    "HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH"

    "A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS--But it uses up a thousand times
    memory."

    "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."

    "HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a
    pig."

    "HARD WORK WILL PAY OFF LATER. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW!"

    "The trouble with life is there's no background music."

    "The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson."

    "Two rights do not make a wrong. They make an airplane."

    "MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT"

    "Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit."

    "Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research."

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    Nice research, escott.
    mk

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