Good clean one from Mame

Hillbilly

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A gynecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become a mechanic.
So he found out from the local tech college what was involved, signed up for
evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.
When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared
carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the
results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a mark of
150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying "I don't want to
appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there had
been an error which needed adjusting."
The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly,
which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again
perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50%
because you did all of it through the muffler."


HB, smiling with coffee on my lap!