A blond joke?

Hillbilly

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Jan 1, 2002
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Here is one I have not seen or heard...

A little blonde girl comes back from school one evening. She runs to her mum and
says, "Mummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only
counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5, 6,7,8,9,10! It's good, innit?"
"Yes, darling, very good," answers the mom.
"Is that because I'm blonde?" the little one asks.
"Yes, darling, it's because you're blonde," the mom says.
Next day, the small girl comes back from school and says, "Mummy, today
at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D,
but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! It's good, innit?"
"Yes, darling, very good," answers the mom.
"Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?" the little one asks.
"Yes, darling it's because you're blonde," the mom says.
Next Day, she returns from school and is all excited. '"Mummy,
today we went swimming. Well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at
me!" and she proceeds to flash her impressive 36D at her mummy.
"Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?" she asks.
The Mummy says, "No. It's because you are 25!"




HB
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