These are actual comments written in employees' performance evaluations by their supervisors
?Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.?
?His team members would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.?
?I would not allow this employee to breed.?
?This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won?t be.?
?When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet.?
?This young lady has delusions of adequacy.?
?He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.?
?This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.?
?This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.?
?Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.?
?Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.?
?He?s been working with glue too much.?
?When his I.Q. reaches 50, he should sell.?
?Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn?t coming.?
?If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you?d get change.?
?It?s hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.?
?The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.?
?He doesn?t have ulcers, but he?s a carrier.?
?Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.?
?His team members would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.?
?I would not allow this employee to breed.?
?This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won?t be.?
?When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet.?
?This young lady has delusions of adequacy.?
?He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.?
?This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.?
?This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.?
?Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.?
?Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.?
?He?s been working with glue too much.?
?When his I.Q. reaches 50, he should sell.?
?Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn?t coming.?
?If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you?d get change.?
?It?s hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.?
?The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.?
?He doesn?t have ulcers, but he?s a carrier.?