Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together and talking about their sons. The first lady tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'". The second woman chips, "My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say' 'Your Grace'". The third lady says smugly, "My son's a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say. 'Your Eminende".
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The three other women give her this subtle, "Well?". She replies, "My son is a gorgeouse, 6'2", hard bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people say, "Oh my God ... ".