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Sli

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A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for
wool.
After several weeks he notices that none of the sheep
are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for advice.
The vet tells him to try artificial insemination.

The man doesn't have the slightest idea what this
means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, he
phones the vet but only asks how he will know when
the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that when
they are pregnant they will stop standing around, but
instead will lie down and wallow in the grass.

The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes
to the conclusion that artificial insemination means
he has to impregnate the sheep. So he loads the
sheep into his Landrover, drives them out to the
woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and
goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep.
Seeing that they are all still standing around, he
deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads
them into the Landrover again. He drives them to the
woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure,
brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning he wakes to find the sheep still just
standing around.

One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load
them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends
all day shagging the sheep and, upon returning home,
falls listlessly into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from
the bed to look at the sheep. So he asks his wife to
look out and tell him if the sheep are lying in the
grass.

"No," she says, "They're all in the Landrover and one
of them is beeping the horn."
 

mkohn

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It's still one of those that catches you off guard, and the risk of your drink passing through your nose.
Good one.
mk