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Those same two bandits went to another convent an said they were going to rape all of the Nuns. They all started screaming an praying, and then they started to plea: "Rape us all if you must, but please respect Mother Superior!!", to which Mother Superior replied "Sisters, they said ALL of us!!"
I just realized this is funnier in spanish
I just realized this is funnier in spanish
Bi-lingual??
In Spain...
Summer was over and the nuns returned to the convent.
One was sporting a verly swollen eye. The Mother Superior asked what happened. She responded: Una avispa, Madre.
Another had her leg in a cast, so same question.
"Una Vespa, Madre"
A third was rather swollen arond the middle, same question
"Un obispo, Madre.."
Un avispa, una Vespa, un obispo....hehehe
HB
In Spain...
Summer was over and the nuns returned to the convent.
One was sporting a verly swollen eye. The Mother Superior asked what happened. She responded: Una avispa, Madre.
Another had her leg in a cast, so same question.
"Una Vespa, Madre"
A third was rather swollen arond the middle, same question
"Un obispo, Madre.."
Un avispa, una Vespa, un obispo....hehehe
HB