Good : Your son is finally maturing.
Bad : He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly : So are you!
Good : Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad : You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly : You are in them!
Good : Your Hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad : You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them!
Good : Your hubby understands fashion.
Bad : He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly : He looks better than you!
Good : Your daughter has a new job.
Bad : As a Hooker
Ugly She makes more money than you.
Way Ugly : Your co-workers are her best clients!!
Bad : He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly : So are you!
Good : Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad : You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly : You are in them!
Good : Your Hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad : You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them!
Good : Your hubby understands fashion.
Bad : He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly : He looks better than you!
Good : Your daughter has a new job.
Bad : As a Hooker
Ugly She makes more money than you.
Way Ugly : Your co-workers are her best clients!!