A couple of new ones here. Hope you enjoy them

Hillbilly

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I always get a giggle or two out of these..



Here are some comments made by sports commentators that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event:

"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during
her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator:

"This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience
since I once mounted her mother."

3. Grand Prix Race Announcer:

"The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it
which is exactly
identical to the one in front of the similar one in back."

4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer:

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

5. Ringside Boxing Analyst:

"Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but none
of them were really that serious."

6. Baseball announcer:

" If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing
again."

7. Basketball analyst:

"He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can
see it all over their faces."

8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988:

"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the
cox of the Oxford crew."

9. Metro Radio, College Football:

"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the
field."

10. US Open TV Commentator:

"One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each
final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God,
what have I just said?"


hb ;)