Three little ones

Hillbilly

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these have been around a while but worth a giggle or two..



A guy wins the lottery and runs home.
Upon entering the door he yells to his girlfriend,
"Pack your bags *NOW* baby, I just won the lottery!!!"

She responds, "Great, should I pack for the beach or mountains?"

He tells her, "I don't give a shit, just get the hell out!!!"

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Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel.
When they get there, one guy suggests they indulge in partner-swapping
as a trial.

After 2 hours of solid sex by the fireside, the guy turned to his
new partner and said, "Wow! This is the very best sex I had in years:
I wonder how the girls are doing?"

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As she lay there dozing next to me, one voice inside my
head kept saying, "Relax...; you are NOT the first
doctor to sleep with one of his patients.


But, another
voice kept reminding me, "Hillbilly, you are a veterinarian!"


hb
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