#1 Hits re-released

Eddy

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Jan 1, 2002
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For all of you who are feeling a little older and missing those great old tunes, there is good news. Some of your favourite older artists have re-released their hits with new lyrics to accommodate their aging audience.

Some examples:

Paul Simon-- "Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver"
Carly Simon-- "You're So Varicose Vein"
The Bee Gees-- "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip"
Roberta Flack-- "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"
Johnny Nash-- "I Can't See Clearly Now"
The Temptations-- "Papa Got a Kidney Stone"
Nancy Sinatra-- "These Boots Give Me Arthritis"
ABBA-- "Denture Queen"
Leo Sayer-- "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"
Commodores-- "Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom"
Procol Harem-- "A Whiter Shade of Hair"
The Beatles-- "I Get By with a Little Help From Depends"
Steely Dan-- "Rikki Don't Lose That Clapper"
Herman's Hermits-- "Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker"
The Rolling Stones-- "You Can't Always Pee When You Want"
Credence Clearwater Revival-- "Bad Prune Rising (there's a bathroom on
the right)"
Marvin Gaye-- "I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts"
The Who-- "Talkin' 'Bout My Medication"
The Troggs-- "Bald Thing"

ROCK ON!