Question: Why did the elephant get up on top of the billiards table with a beret on his head?
Answer: Because he's such a big elephant that he can do whatever the f*** he wants!
Question: How do you kill a blue elephant?
Answer: With a shotgun made especially to kill blue elephants.
Question: How do you kill a pink elephant?
Answer: You take his trunk and squeeze it until he can't breath and turns blue, and then you kill him with a shotgun made especially to kill blue elephants!