For those of you who are into Austin Powers lines, these are
hilarious...

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day
long baby".

(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) "Let's get you out
of these wet clothes".

"Nice legs...what time do they open?"

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?"

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm
the only one talking to you."

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted
Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?"

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman
on earth tonight."

Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the
hell outta me."

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked."

Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to
heaven?"

You might not be the best looking girl here, but
beauty is only a Light switch away."

You must be the limp doctor because I've gota stiffy
baby."

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be
you in the morning."

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?"

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on
my bedroom floor."

My name is Austin...remember it, you'll be screaming
it later."

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I
walk by again?"

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for
me."

"Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why,
don't you like pizza?"

Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't
go home without me."

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???"

Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you
checking out my package"