One for Sunday

Maiko

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Aug 30, 2002
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A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the
aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can
help him. He answers that he's looking for a box of tampons
for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few
minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a
ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some
tampons for your wife?
He answers, "Yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me
a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of
tobacco and some rolling papers, because it's sooooooooooo
much cheaper ... so I figure if I have to roll my own, so does she!"