One more for Sunday!

Maiko

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Aug 30, 2002
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A man was in a long line at the grocery store. As he
got to the register he realized he had forgotten to
get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she
could have some brought up to the register. She
asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that
he didn't know.

She asked him to drop his pants. He did, she reached
over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over
the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5."

The next man in line thought this was interesting, and
like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he
got to the register, he told the checker that he too
had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could
have some brought to the register for him. She asked
him what size, and he stated that he didn't know.

She asked him to drop his pants. He did, she gave him
a quick feel, picked up ! the intercom and said, "One box
of medium-sized condoms, Register 5."

A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought
what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had
any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he
thought this was his chance. When he got to the
register he told the checker he needed some condoms.
She asked him what size and he
said he didn't know.

She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She
reached over the counter, gave him one quick squeeze,
then picked up the intercom and said....

Cleanup, Register 5