Humor from New York City, not PC!

Hillbilly

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A Muslim was killed in a car accident. He arrives at the gates of
heaven. St. Peter says "I'm St. Peter. Welcome to Heaven".

The Muslim says "Nice to meet you Peter but I'm a Muslim and I want to
meet Muhammad."

St. Peter says "Sure no problem. Climb up that ladder behind you and
you will meet Muhammad"

The Muslim climbs up the ladder, gets to the top and there is Moses.
Moses says "Hi I'm Moses. Welcome to Heaven".

The Muslim is very excited - "Moses, its such an honor to meet you.
But like I told St. Peter, I'm a Muslim and I really want to meet
Muhammad".

Moses says "No problem. Climb up the ladder behind you and you will
meet Muhammad.

The Muslim climbs up the ladder, gets to the top, he can't see
anything but bright light. He sees this figure before him and asks
"Who are you?"

The figure responds - "I am God. Nice to meet you. Welcome to Heaven".
God walks over and shakes his hand.

The Muslim is stunned - he can hardly speak. He says to God "Sir, it
is such an honor to meet you - I can't believe it - this place is great.
But I'm a Muslim and, no disrespect intended, but I really want to meet
Muhammad."

God says "Ohh.. You're here to see Muhammad. I see. No problem. Have a
seat. Get comfortable. Can I get you some coffee or something to eat?"

The Muslim says "I would love a cup of coffee"

So God yells into the kitchen: ?Hey Muhammad! Two cups of coffee!?



And another one:




The Saudi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech, and
walks out into the lobby where he meets President Bush. They shake hands and as they walk the Saudi says, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America."
President Bush says "Well your Excellency, what's that?"
The Saudi whispers"My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there are Russians, and Blacks, and Asians, but never any Arabs. He is very upset. He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in Star Trek"

President Bush laughs and leans toward the Saudi, and whispers back,
"It's because it takes place in the future...."
 

jbhermes

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Okay, I know those two jokes aren't politically correct either...but I still laughed out loud! I'm kind of in a "Kiss my a$$ Osama Bin Laden, you cowardly piece of schitt" mood today anyway! Thanks for the laugh!:laugh: