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    Default For what its worth

    FYI!!!
    Did you know...

    It is impossible to lick your elbow.

    A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.

    A shrimp's heart is in its head.

    In a study of 200,000 ostriches
    over a period of 80 years,
    no one reported a single case where
    an ostrich buried its head in the sand.

    It is physically impossible
    for pigs to look up into the sky.

    A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

    More than 50% of the people in the world
    have never made or received a telephone call.

    Horses can't vomit.

    The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick"
    is said to be the toughest tongue twister
    in the English language.

    If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
    If you try to suppress a sneeze,
    you can rupture a blood vessel
    in your head or neck and die.
    If you keep your eyes open by force,
    they can pop out.

    Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months,
    two rats could have over a million descendants.

    Wearing headphones for just an hour
    will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700
    times.

    If the government has no knowledge of aliens,
    then why does Title 14, Section 1211
    of the Code of Federal Regulations,
    implemented on July 16, 1969,
    make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any
    contact
    with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

    In every episode of Seinfeld
    there is a Superman somewhere.

    A duck's quack doesn't echo,
    and no one knows why.

    23% of all photocopier faults worldwide
    are caused by people sitting on them
    and photocopying their butts.

    Most lipstick contains fish scales.

    Like fingerprints,
    everyone's tongue print is different.

    Over 75% of people who read this
    will try to lick their elbow.

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    Yeah, and it didn't work. You are a wise, wise man, jazzcom...

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    I "never" thought anyone would do that!

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    Default I'd like to see a contortionist try!!

    I'm "double jointed and I can almost lick my elbow so I would imagine someone who has spent years training their body and joints to contort would be able to!!

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    Please note that the federal law against coming into contact with extraterrestials was repealed in 1991. The government now prefers to work with black helicpopters.

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