War On Iraq

JOHNNY HONDA

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Sep 25, 2002
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ITS OFFICIAL

A GUY WALKS INTO A DINER AND SEES BUSH AND COLIN POWELL TALKING
HE GOES OVER AND SAYS WOW WHAT AN HONOR,WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
COLIN SAYS WERE PLANING THE IRAQ INVASION
THE GUY SAYS WHAT YOU GONNA DO?
COLIN ANSWERS,GONNA KILL 40 MILLION IRAQUIS AND ONE BLOND WITH BIG TITS
THE GUY SAYS WHY YOU GONNA KILL THE BLOND WITH BIG TITS
BUSH SMACKS COLIN ON THE SHOULDER AND SAYS SEE I TOLD YOU NO ONE WOULD CARE ABOUT THE IRAQUIS:cool:
 

chicker

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Trying to avoid possible assassination, Sadam Hussein parachutes into the middle of the southern desert, walks 2 days and 2 nights to a remote outpost and hunkers down for a long stay. After about a week, he feels a familiar stirring in his loins, so he inquires of the outpost commander, "say, captain, what do you guys do when, um, you know, you get the, um, the 'urge' you know?"
"Well, sir" he says "it's against regulations, but, we do have an old camel out behind the latrine. She's old but she's sturdy. And leaning right up side the tent near there you'll find a step ladder and--"
"You don't have to say anymore, captain" says Sadam "we're all stuck out here together. It'll just be our secret. Thanks a lot."
Around midnight, the whole camp is awakened by the sound of Hussein shouting and hooting and just generally laughing it up out by the latrine.
"Everyone stay put!" says the captain and he takes off running. As he rounds the corner, he sees Sadam Hussein on top of the step ladder behind the camel, having his way and laughing his head off.
"How'm I doing, captain? Not bad for a rookie, eh?" he laughs as he continues his deed.
"You're doing great, sir" says the captain, "but why don't you do like the rest of us and just get in the saddle and ride her into town?"

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