Tongue twisters???

Hillbilly

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A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits
down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a
black eye, too.

He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes;
mind if I ask how you got yours?"

The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister
accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with
the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying,
'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two
pickets to Tittsburgh'...

The first guy laughed & replied, "Wow! That's unbelievable. Mine was a
tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to
my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Frosted Flakes, honey.'

But I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life you evil, self-centered,
fat-a$$ed, miserable bit@h'."

dedicated to Sam Kinison


HB :)
 

Jersey Devil

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HB,

Another of the Great New Jersey comics strikes again.

Love,

Moca
Ps, Dedication to Sam Kinison is a nice touch.
 

m65swede

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Count me as a Sam Kinison fan, also. One of the beauties of the internet is that one can download routines by Sam and other comics from WinMX and others.

His "World Hunger" and "Lesbians are our Friends" routines are priceless. :)

Swede