A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits
down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a
black eye, too.
He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes;
mind if I ask how you got yours?"
The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister
accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with
the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying,
'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two
pickets to Tittsburgh'...
The first guy laughed & replied, "Wow! That's unbelievable. Mine was a
tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to
my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Frosted Flakes, honey.'
But I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life you evil, self-centered,
fat-a$$ed, miserable bit@h'."
dedicated to Sam Kinison
HB
down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a
black eye, too.
He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes;
mind if I ask how you got yours?"
The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister
accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with
the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying,
'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two
pickets to Tittsburgh'...
The first guy laughed & replied, "Wow! That's unbelievable. Mine was a
tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to
my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Frosted Flakes, honey.'
But I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life you evil, self-centered,
fat-a$$ed, miserable bit@h'."
dedicated to Sam Kinison
HB