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The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any
word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing
one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are some of the
winners:


Reintarnation:
Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Foreploy:
Any misrepresentation about yourself
for the purpose of getting laid.

Giraffiti:
Vandalism spray-painted very, very
high up on walls.

Tatyr:

A lecherous Mr. Potato Head.

Sarchasm:
The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte:
To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.


Osteopornosis:
A degenerate disease.

Karmageddon:
It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes,
right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's, like, a serious
bummer.

Glibido:
All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Intaxication:
Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it
was your money to start with.

Ignoranus:
A person who's both stupid and an asshole.



The reintartated HB!!!