* Spotted in a toilet of a London office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE
FLOOR BELOW
* In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR
CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
* In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
* In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE
BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
* In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND
UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
* Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING-BICYCLES, WASHING
MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
* Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
* Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
*Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT,
THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR
* Notice in a field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE,
BUT THE BULL CHARGES
* Message on a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW
TO GET LESSONS
* On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE
DOOR-THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
FLOOR BELOW
* In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR
CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
* In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
* In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE
BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
* In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND
UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
* Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING-BICYCLES, WASHING
MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
* Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
* Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
*Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT,
THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR
* Notice in a field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE,
BUT THE BULL CHARGES
* Message on a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW
TO GET LESSONS
* On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE
DOOR-THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)