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JROD

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Today's Caribe newspaper reports that Hippolito ( 2 pp's to denote animal kindom) will be traveling to Canada on Nov 5. Canada may not have this species of animal in its fauna, so therefore, please accept this specimen as our contribution.


Please do not return as we have far too many MULES here already.

If you have no use for it, you may destroy or donate to a third party.

Truly,

JROD ( primus inter pares)
 
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Porfio_Rubirosa

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Attention All Canadians

Special warning on this new type of fauna to be introduced to Canada. Keep it away from national treasuries at all times. Species has been known to devour same almost instantaneously. Do not allow near investment banks, as animal tends to become dependent and self-abusive. Recommend restricting beast to encaged artificial habitat, perferably greenhouse plantain farm near Fort St. Johns.
 
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Golo100

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Can we donate Hippppppp

I believe since Canada wants us to take care of Haiti for them that they should place Hippo in house arrest and keep him there. We gladly donate this specimen to the Mounties Museum.

TW
 
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