Ode to the Spell Check, from Mame

Hillbilly

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Jan 1, 2002
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I just got this from Mame, who sends her love.

ODE TO THE SPELL CHECKER

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
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Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
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As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
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Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
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HB smiling, how ,how true.
 

Jane J.

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Jan 3, 2002
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Yeah, spell check can be an evil instrument...

A memo being sent to two important executives named Mr. Klein and Mr. Kabay was nearly sent out addressed to Mr. Clown and Mr. Cowboy. It wouldn't have been good....