A man comes home from work, sits down in his favorite chair, turns on the TV, and says to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." She looks a little puzzled, but brings him a beer.
When he finishes it, he says, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start." This time she gets a little angry, but brings him a beer anyway.
When that one's gone he says, "Quick, another beer before it starts." That's it! She blows her top!
"You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighs, "It's started!"
st louis mike
4 days & counting
When he finishes it, he says, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start." This time she gets a little angry, but brings him a beer anyway.
When that one's gone he says, "Quick, another beer before it starts." That's it! She blows her top!
"You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighs, "It's started!"
st louis mike
4 days & counting
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