Its in all the papers, TV shows, the streets, everywhere. The wedding of the century in DR between a Dominican 21 yr. old beauty queen who is the laughingstock of society today and an obese granddaddy only younger than Balaguer and Juan Bosch in DR who is the Don King of DR in terms of gambling, night clubs and other "underground" businesses. He looks like a 300 pound Saddam Hussein and used to have a ridiculous mustache, which he shaved as a disguise to keep some international boys in dark suits from identifying him.
This wedding appears to even out-spend another wedding by Ramon B. "Figureo", of Pepegate fame. His wedding at Casa De Campo was reputed of over $1,000,000 dollars.
To make it more unrespectable, Hippo the Joke Nobody Laughs-At Anymore will be a witness to the wedding. While this is all going on the DEA, Interpol will be watching our shores in case some people get drunk in the party and try to leave the country under the cover of our beautiful moon. Pepe Goico may be released temporarily to attend this Saturday.
Merengue have- beens Fernando Villalona and Los Rosario, who cannot sell one record a month thanks to their record company, who perhaps was losing money on them will play at the party. Can you believe this? A "high society" wedding dancing to merengue? Of course Dominican Fat Joe in black Anthony Rios will be there.
But the culminating insult to injury is the honeymoon. After spending a truck full of overpriced(remember 24 to 1) million dollars plus, the happy?couple will stay at superposh..hehe..Jarabacoa!!! A place where there is not a single 2 star hotel, caba?a or even a half decent villa worth all the big talk. Where the fanciest snack is "arepa" sold by the Bayacanes polluted river.
Now can anyone guess why the honeymoon is in the equivalent of the Capotillo of world honeymoon locations? Simple!!
The same reason some of the guests at this wedding are afraid of sea water. Now here is a few things. Choose the one you like and let me know the reasons you believe we have a Jarabacoa HMoon. Pick as many as you want.
1)Frank the wizzard bugger cannot bug the phones in the mountains and Vincho Castillo may squeal on their hideaway.
2)The U.S. Coast Guard may be in the area within the 12 mile limit.
3)The Noriega Bounty Hunter Company from South Florida may be on a hunting trip near our shores.
4)The couple is afraid of flying for fear of falling into a net.
5)American Airline specials apply only to one-way trips to Opalooka.
6)Some visas may be cancelled.
7)Jarabacoa Mountains are better than Viagra and Okaloosa.
8)What better place to hide from laughter.
9)A mountain top Casino is in the planning.
10)Only mountains can hide a 300 pound gorilla.
TW
This wedding appears to even out-spend another wedding by Ramon B. "Figureo", of Pepegate fame. His wedding at Casa De Campo was reputed of over $1,000,000 dollars.
To make it more unrespectable, Hippo the Joke Nobody Laughs-At Anymore will be a witness to the wedding. While this is all going on the DEA, Interpol will be watching our shores in case some people get drunk in the party and try to leave the country under the cover of our beautiful moon. Pepe Goico may be released temporarily to attend this Saturday.
Merengue have- beens Fernando Villalona and Los Rosario, who cannot sell one record a month thanks to their record company, who perhaps was losing money on them will play at the party. Can you believe this? A "high society" wedding dancing to merengue? Of course Dominican Fat Joe in black Anthony Rios will be there.
But the culminating insult to injury is the honeymoon. After spending a truck full of overpriced(remember 24 to 1) million dollars plus, the happy?couple will stay at superposh..hehe..Jarabacoa!!! A place where there is not a single 2 star hotel, caba?a or even a half decent villa worth all the big talk. Where the fanciest snack is "arepa" sold by the Bayacanes polluted river.
Now can anyone guess why the honeymoon is in the equivalent of the Capotillo of world honeymoon locations? Simple!!
The same reason some of the guests at this wedding are afraid of sea water. Now here is a few things. Choose the one you like and let me know the reasons you believe we have a Jarabacoa HMoon. Pick as many as you want.
1)Frank the wizzard bugger cannot bug the phones in the mountains and Vincho Castillo may squeal on their hideaway.
2)The U.S. Coast Guard may be in the area within the 12 mile limit.
3)The Noriega Bounty Hunter Company from South Florida may be on a hunting trip near our shores.
4)The couple is afraid of flying for fear of falling into a net.
5)American Airline specials apply only to one-way trips to Opalooka.
6)Some visas may be cancelled.
7)Jarabacoa Mountains are better than Viagra and Okaloosa.
8)What better place to hide from laughter.
9)A mountain top Casino is in the planning.
10)Only mountains can hide a 300 pound gorilla.
TW