tired of correctong papers- Here is some silly stuff..

Real Headlines -> You won't find on DR1 News!!!


- Something Went Wrong in Jet
Crash, Expert Says

- Police Begin Campaign to Run Down
Jaywalkers

- Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

- Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

- Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

- Include Your Children when Baking Cookies

- Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

- Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash
Probe Told

- Miners Refuse to Work after Death

- Juvenile Court to Try Shooting
Defendant

- Stolen Painting Found by Tree

- Two Sisters Reunited After 18
Years at Checkout Counter

- War Dims Hope for Peace

- If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

- Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

- Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

- Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

- Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

- Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

- Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

- New Vaccine May
Contain Rabies

- Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge


Have a good weekend at the Malls!!

HB