A "Limerick" aday....................

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There once was a young man from Kent
Who's Prick was so long that it bent
To save himself trouble
He put it in double.
And instead of cuming
He went!...........................anyone know where Robert is "From"?
 
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I once knew a man from Nantucket
Whos dick was so long
He could suck it
He said with a grin
As he tickled his chin
If my ear was a pussy
Id **** it:bandit:
 
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There was a young man from Khartoum
Who took a dyke up to his room
for the rest of the night
they did nothing but fight
over who would do what, and with which, and to whom
 
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Me and a friend made this one up one night sitting around a camp fire...
There once was a man from McTass
He has two balls made of brass
And in stormy weather
He'd rub them together
And lighting shot out of his ass!

Thats an original!
 
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"There was a young girl.......

There was a young girl from Los Minas.
Who searched for a "Gringo" with a penis.
She looked all day and all night
But never found "Mr. Right"!
So she decided to leave a post on"Mars/Venus"!
Anon.
 
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"Anybody know this guy?"

There lived a "Chiropractor" in Santiago
Who bought a "Cuerito un trago".
"Do you come here often",he quipped.
"NO!",but I hear you like to be whipped.
"SHE" was a Transvestite just arrived from Chicago!
For My Friend,"AZB"
CRIS
 
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"Why Can't We All Just Get Along"?..Rodney King

A NewYork Jew and a Pakistani Muslim went walking.
After a time they even started talking.
If these two can converse,
Things will never get worse.
So how come Sharon and Arafat keep on balking?

Happy New Year To AZB"! "Shalom" "Shalam""PEACE ON EARTH"! CRIS
 
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There was a young lady one fall
Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball.
The dress caught fire
And burned her entire
Front page, sporting section and all.

Feliz Ano Nuevo, PJT
 
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I decided to post in this section
Cause I liked its comedic direction
I'll fly very far
To come back to DR
When the President fails re-election!
 
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