Things I learned over the Holidays

Hillbilly

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I received a ton of great hillbilly educational materiel from Wud. Thanks buddy, I hope I can do the same for you soon.
I did learn the following, however:

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Indubitably, Innovative, Preliminary, Proliferation, Cinnamon.

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Specificity, British Constitution, Passive-aggressive disorder,
Loquacious,
Transubstantiate.

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing!


HB :)