A woman asks her husband if he'd
like some breakfast. "Bacon and
eggs, perhaps a slice of toast?
Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit,
and a cup of fresh coffee?"
He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the
edge off my appetite."
At lunch time, she asks if he
would like something. "A bowl
of home made soup, maybe, with
a cheese sandwich? Or how about
a plate of snacks and a glass
of milk?"
Again he declines. "No, thanks.
It's this Viagra," he says,
"It's really taken the edge off
my appetite."
At dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat, offering to go
to the cafe and buy him a burger supper. "Or would you rather I make
you a pizza from scratch? Or, how about a tasty stir fry? That'll
only take a couple of minutes."
Once more, he declines.
"Again, thanks, but it's this
Viagra. It's really taken
the edge off my appetite."
"Well, then", she says,
"Would you mind getting off me?
I'm STARVING!"
HB
like some breakfast. "Bacon and
eggs, perhaps a slice of toast?
Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit,
and a cup of fresh coffee?"
He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the
edge off my appetite."
At lunch time, she asks if he
would like something. "A bowl
of home made soup, maybe, with
a cheese sandwich? Or how about
a plate of snacks and a glass
of milk?"
Again he declines. "No, thanks.
It's this Viagra," he says,
"It's really taken the edge off
my appetite."
At dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat, offering to go
to the cafe and buy him a burger supper. "Or would you rather I make
you a pizza from scratch? Or, how about a tasty stir fry? That'll
only take a couple of minutes."
Once more, he declines.
"Again, thanks, but it's this
Viagra. It's really taken
the edge off my appetite."
"Well, then", she says,
"Would you mind getting off me?
I'm STARVING!"
HB