The three stages of sex in a marriage
1. House sex - when you're newlyweds you're having sex all over the house--bedroom, bathroom, garage, doesn't matter
2. Bedroom sex - After many years of marriage, the only time you get it on at all is in the bedroom
3. Hallway sex - After many, many more years of marriage, the only time you even talk about sex is when you pass each other in the hallway and mutter "F**k you" at one another.
st louis mike
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1. House sex - when you're newlyweds you're having sex all over the house--bedroom, bathroom, garage, doesn't matter
2. Bedroom sex - After many years of marriage, the only time you get it on at all is in the bedroom
3. Hallway sex - After many, many more years of marriage, the only time you even talk about sex is when you pass each other in the hallway and mutter "F**k you" at one another.
st louis mike
shameless stealing material from others