>>>>
>>>> "Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
noticed
>a
>>>>slowdown in the overall performance,
>>>>particularly in the flower and jewelry applications that had
operated
>>>>flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0".
>>>>
>>>>"In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
>such
>>>>as Romance 9.5 and Personal
>>>>Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0
and
>>>>NBA 3.0 . And now Conversation 8.0
>>>>no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
>>>>
>>>>I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
>avail".
>>>>What can I do?
>>>>
>>>>Desperate
>>>>************
>>>>Dear Desperate:
>>>>
>>>>"First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package,
while
>>>>Husband 1.0 is an operating system".
>>>>
>>>>"Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download
>Tears
>>>>6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If
>>>>all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
>>>>applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers
>>>>3.5".
>>>>
>>>>"But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy
>>>>Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer
>>>>6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly.
>WAV
>>>>files".
>>>>
>>>>"Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall
>another
>>>>Boyfriend program. These are not
>>>>supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0".
>>>>
>>>>"In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a
>limited
>>>>memory and cannot learn new
>>>>applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software
to
>>>>improve memory and performance. I
>>>>personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7".
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Good Luck,
>>>>
>>>>Tech Support
>>>>
>>
>>>> "Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
noticed
>a
>>>>slowdown in the overall performance,
>>>>particularly in the flower and jewelry applications that had
operated
>>>>flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0".
>>>>
>>>>"In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
>such
>>>>as Romance 9.5 and Personal
>>>>Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0
and
>>>>NBA 3.0 . And now Conversation 8.0
>>>>no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
>>>>
>>>>I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
>avail".
>>>>What can I do?
>>>>
>>>>Desperate
>>>>************
>>>>Dear Desperate:
>>>>
>>>>"First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package,
while
>>>>Husband 1.0 is an operating system".
>>>>
>>>>"Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download
>Tears
>>>>6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If
>>>>all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
>>>>applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers
>>>>3.5".
>>>>
>>>>"But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy
>>>>Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer
>>>>6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly.
>WAV
>>>>files".
>>>>
>>>>"Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall
>another
>>>>Boyfriend program. These are not
>>>>supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0".
>>>>
>>>>"In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a
>limited
>>>>memory and cannot learn new
>>>>applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software
to
>>>>improve memory and performance. I
>>>>personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7".
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Good Luck,
>>>>
>>>>Tech Support
>>>>
>>