A COUPLE LISTEN TO THE MORNING NEWS BEFORE THE WORKAHOLIC HUSBAND DEPARTS FOR THE OFFICE. LEAD FEATURE IS THE PANDA WHO HAS ABSCONDED FROM THE LOCAL ZOO. THE HUSBAND WARNS HIS WIFE TO LOCK ALL THE DOORS TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE AND LEAVES FOR WORK.
HIS WIFE IS NOT TOO CONCERNED AND GETS ON WITH HER DAILY CHORES, WHEN SHE IS INTERRUPTED BY A KNOCK ON THE DOOR. SHE OPENS IT AND DISCOVERS A PANDA STANDING THERE. UNUSUALLY THIS PANDA CAN TALK AND ASKS IF HE CAN COME IN AND HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT. THE WOMAN IS RATHER INTRIGUED BY THIS VISITOR AND LETS HIM IN. SHE COOKS HIM A DELICIOUS MEAL WHICH HE EATS, AND FOLDING HIS NAPKIN NEATLY SUGGESTS THEY RETIRE TO THE BEDROOM. AT FIRST SHE IS RATHER SHOCKED BUT AS THE WINE CONSUMED WITH LUNCH KICK IN BEGINS TO FIND HIM RATHER ATTRACTIVE. SHE CONCURS TO HIS SUGGESTION, AND THEY MAKE MAD PASSIONATE LOVE, UPON WHICH HE ABRUPTLY GETS UP AND DEPARTS. SHE IS QUITE PUZZLED BY THIS DESERTION.
WHEN THE HUSBAND RETURNS LATER THAT NIGHT HIS WIFE IS FILLED WITH REMORSE AND CONFESSES HER INFIDILITY. THE HUSBAND RUMINATES FOR A MINUTE AND SAYS HE FORGIVES HER. AND HE CAN EXPLAIN THE PANDA'S PUZZLING BEHAVIOUR AS A 'PANDA EATS, SHOOTS AND LEAVES'.
HIS WIFE IS NOT TOO CONCERNED AND GETS ON WITH HER DAILY CHORES, WHEN SHE IS INTERRUPTED BY A KNOCK ON THE DOOR. SHE OPENS IT AND DISCOVERS A PANDA STANDING THERE. UNUSUALLY THIS PANDA CAN TALK AND ASKS IF HE CAN COME IN AND HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT. THE WOMAN IS RATHER INTRIGUED BY THIS VISITOR AND LETS HIM IN. SHE COOKS HIM A DELICIOUS MEAL WHICH HE EATS, AND FOLDING HIS NAPKIN NEATLY SUGGESTS THEY RETIRE TO THE BEDROOM. AT FIRST SHE IS RATHER SHOCKED BUT AS THE WINE CONSUMED WITH LUNCH KICK IN BEGINS TO FIND HIM RATHER ATTRACTIVE. SHE CONCURS TO HIS SUGGESTION, AND THEY MAKE MAD PASSIONATE LOVE, UPON WHICH HE ABRUPTLY GETS UP AND DEPARTS. SHE IS QUITE PUZZLED BY THIS DESERTION.
WHEN THE HUSBAND RETURNS LATER THAT NIGHT HIS WIFE IS FILLED WITH REMORSE AND CONFESSES HER INFIDILITY. THE HUSBAND RUMINATES FOR A MINUTE AND SAYS HE FORGIVES HER. AND HE CAN EXPLAIN THE PANDA'S PUZZLING BEHAVIOUR AS A 'PANDA EATS, SHOOTS AND LEAVES'.