How to know when you?ve had too much to drink
Possible scenarios, symptoms, causes and solutions.
Symptom: feet are cold and wet
Cause: you?re holding the glass in incorrect angle.
Solution: turn glass until open pat if facing up.
Symptom: feet are warm and wet
Cause: you?ve peed on yourself
Solution: go to nearest bathroom
Symptom: the wall directly in front of you is full of lights
Cause: you?ve fallen on you back
Solution: position your body to a 90-degree angle
Symptom: your mouth is full of cigarette butts
Cause: you?ve fallen face down on ashtray
Solution: Spit it all out and gargle with some gin tonic
Symptom: The floor seems blurry
Cause: You are looking through an empty glass
Solution: Ask for another drink
Symptom: The floor is moving
Cause: you are being dragged
Solution: at least ask where you are being taken
Symptom: Multiple face reflections in the water
Cause: you?re facing the toilet tying to vomit
Solution: stick your fingers in (your throat)
Symptom: The disco moves a lot, the music is repetitive and everyone is dressed in white
Cause: you are in an ambulance
Solution: Keep still, possible overdose of alcohol
Symptom: Your father is acting strange and you bothers look at you with curiosity
Cause: You are in the wrong house
Solution: Ask for directions to yours
Possible scenarios, symptoms, causes and solutions.
Symptom: feet are cold and wet
Cause: you?re holding the glass in incorrect angle.
Solution: turn glass until open pat if facing up.
Symptom: feet are warm and wet
Cause: you?ve peed on yourself
Solution: go to nearest bathroom
Symptom: the wall directly in front of you is full of lights
Cause: you?ve fallen on you back
Solution: position your body to a 90-degree angle
Symptom: your mouth is full of cigarette butts
Cause: you?ve fallen face down on ashtray
Solution: Spit it all out and gargle with some gin tonic
Symptom: The floor seems blurry
Cause: You are looking through an empty glass
Solution: Ask for another drink
Symptom: The floor is moving
Cause: you are being dragged
Solution: at least ask where you are being taken
Symptom: Multiple face reflections in the water
Cause: you?re facing the toilet tying to vomit
Solution: stick your fingers in (your throat)
Symptom: The disco moves a lot, the music is repetitive and everyone is dressed in white
Cause: you are in an ambulance
Solution: Keep still, possible overdose of alcohol
Symptom: Your father is acting strange and you bothers look at you with curiosity
Cause: You are in the wrong house
Solution: Ask for directions to yours