He said, I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said, you wear pants don't you?
He said, what have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said, turn sideways & look in the mirror!
On a wall in a ladies room, "My husband follows me everywhere
Written just below it said, 'I do not."
Why did the man cross the road?
He heard the chicken was a slut.
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.
What is the difference between men & government bonds?
The bonds mature.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know; it has never happened.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring &
good-looking?
They already have boyfriends.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge & go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in the bed & go to the
fridge.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says. "Why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH & TO GUYS THAT CAN HANDLE IT!
She said, you wear pants don't you?
He said, what have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said, turn sideways & look in the mirror!
On a wall in a ladies room, "My husband follows me everywhere
Written just below it said, 'I do not."
Why did the man cross the road?
He heard the chicken was a slut.
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.
What is the difference between men & government bonds?
The bonds mature.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know; it has never happened.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring &
good-looking?
They already have boyfriends.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge & go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in the bed & go to the
fridge.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says. "Why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH & TO GUYS THAT CAN HANDLE IT!
