Classes for Men at our Local Learning Centre for Adults.
Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.
TOPIC 1 -
How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays.
Step by step, with slide presentations.
TOPIC 2 -
The Toilet Paper Roll: Do They Grow on the Holders?
Round table discussion.
TOPIC 3 -
Is it Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat
Up and Avoiding the Floors/Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
Group practice.
TOPIC 4 -
Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.
TOPIC 5 -
The After-Dinner Dishes and Silverware: Can They Levitate and Fly
into the Kitchen Sink? or even the Dish Washer.
Examples on video.
TOPIC 6 -
Loss of Identity: Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.
Help line support and support groups.
TOPIC 7 -
Learning How to Find Things, Starting With Looking in the Right
Place Instead of Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open forum.
TOPIC 8 -
Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers is NOT Harmful to Your Health.
Graphics and audio tape.
TOPIC 9 -
Real Men Ask for Directions When Lost.
Real life testimonials.
TOPIC 10 -
Is It Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly as She Parallel
Parks?
Driving simulation.
TOPIC 11 -
Learning to Live: Base Differences Between Mother and Wife.
On-line class and role playing.
TOPIC 12 -
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion.
Relaxation exercises, meditation, and breathing techniques.
TOPIC 13 -
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays,
Anniversaries, Other Important Dates, and Calling When You're Going to
Be Late.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.*
* Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the
few survivors. *