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<p align="center"><font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#FF0000">INTERNATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF PUBLIC INTERNET FORUMS MODERATORS</br>Pi$$ing off people since 1823</font></p>
<p align="center"><font face="Verdana" size="2">ETHICAL COMMITTEE<br>Report of unethical behavior/complaint form</p>
While participating on forum________________ in the website _________________, moderator _____________ (supply moderator's forum handle, full name, POB, DOB, credit card number, forum password and social security number-or applicable document) committed the following violation (please describe in Latin the violation in which the moderator incurred):____________________</font>
How would you like us to process your report?
* Shredded
* Made into a paper airplane.
* Used to substitute toilet paper (our preferred method)
* Read by the staff (requires that you submit US$250.00 to
cover processing fee)
Thank you for your report, you will hear from us soon (ut ha!).</font>