"A lot of folks are still demanding more evidence before they actually
consider Iraq a threat. For example, France wants more evidence. And you
know I'm thinking, the last time France wanted more evidence they rolled
right through Paris with the German flag." ?David Letterman
"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam
out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of
France." ?Jay Leno
"Army personnel in Kuwait unloaded a dozen faulty tanks that only go in
reverse. Tanks that only go in reverse ? they've been repackaged and sold to
France." ?Craig Kilborn
"The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles
in Iraq." ?Dennis Miller
"As you know our Allies of Evil are not being helpful with this Iraqi
situation. With all due respect I think President Bush is handling this
situation all wrong What Bush should do is send someone the French really
respect, like Jerry Lewis." ?Jay Leno
"Well, it looks like we've moved a step closer to war. Not with Iraq. With
France and Germany. How did we screw that one up?" ?Jay Leno
"President Bush has called for the end of the marriage tax calling marriage
a 'sacred institution recognized by God and man.' Wow, this guy can't stop
slamming the French." ?Craig Kilborn
"After what they say was an exhaustive investigation, the Defense Minister
of France said today that Osama bin Laden is either still in hiding in
Afghanistan, he may have escaped to Pakistan, or he may be dead. Hey,
France, thanks a lot. We'll take it from here. Hard to believe they were
invaded twice." ?Jay Leno
"French troops arrived in Afghanistan last week, and not a minute too soon.
The French are acting as advisers to the Taliban, to teach them how to
surrender properly." ?Jay Leno
"Finally, this week the French soldiers have showed up in Afghanistan.
Figures ? just like the French to show up after the hard work has been
done." ?Jay Leno
consider Iraq a threat. For example, France wants more evidence. And you
know I'm thinking, the last time France wanted more evidence they rolled
right through Paris with the German flag." ?David Letterman
"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam
out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of
France." ?Jay Leno
"Army personnel in Kuwait unloaded a dozen faulty tanks that only go in
reverse. Tanks that only go in reverse ? they've been repackaged and sold to
France." ?Craig Kilborn
"The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles
in Iraq." ?Dennis Miller
"As you know our Allies of Evil are not being helpful with this Iraqi
situation. With all due respect I think President Bush is handling this
situation all wrong What Bush should do is send someone the French really
respect, like Jerry Lewis." ?Jay Leno
"Well, it looks like we've moved a step closer to war. Not with Iraq. With
France and Germany. How did we screw that one up?" ?Jay Leno
"President Bush has called for the end of the marriage tax calling marriage
a 'sacred institution recognized by God and man.' Wow, this guy can't stop
slamming the French." ?Craig Kilborn
"After what they say was an exhaustive investigation, the Defense Minister
of France said today that Osama bin Laden is either still in hiding in
Afghanistan, he may have escaped to Pakistan, or he may be dead. Hey,
France, thanks a lot. We'll take it from here. Hard to believe they were
invaded twice." ?Jay Leno
"French troops arrived in Afghanistan last week, and not a minute too soon.
The French are acting as advisers to the Taliban, to teach them how to
surrender properly." ?Jay Leno
"Finally, this week the French soldiers have showed up in Afghanistan.
Figures ? just like the French to show up after the hard work has been
done." ?Jay Leno