Begin to develop weapons of mass destruction, threaten neighboring countries and support known terrorist organizations. Then the USA will invade, forgive the country's crippling debts and pay its own money to rebuild us.
Okay, there are a few problems with this idea, such as:
-Who would take us seriously?
-We couldn't develop aspirin not to mention anthrax!
-We're somewhat lacking in rocket scientists right now!
-Who could we threaten? The US would actually like us to threaten Haiti right now.
-We have no oil!
-We have no canal!
Also, what Dominican president, with millions of dollars in foreign banks, would wait to be bombed in his palace after being offered asylum. Stupid Arab potenates! I'd take the buy-out offer.
Okay, there are a few problems with this idea, such as:
-Who would take us seriously?
-We couldn't develop aspirin not to mention anthrax!
-We're somewhat lacking in rocket scientists right now!
-Who could we threaten? The US would actually like us to threaten Haiti right now.
-We have no oil!
-We have no canal!
Also, what Dominican president, with millions of dollars in foreign banks, would wait to be bombed in his palace after being offered asylum. Stupid Arab potenates! I'd take the buy-out offer.