When you have an "I hate my job day" try this: On your way home from work, you will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during this occasion.
Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested five times.
Now close your eyes and repeat out loud, "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Company."
Have a nice day and remember there is always someone with a worse job
than
yours. ;~)
HB
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during this occasion.
Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested five times.
Now close your eyes and repeat out loud, "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Company."
Have a nice day and remember there is always someone with a worse job
than
yours. ;~)
HB