"Hi. This is John:
If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money."
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"Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you."
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"(After a power outage
Hi, this is Ralph. The good news is that my power is back on. The bad news for you is, so is my answering machine. So, leave a message."
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"Hi. Now you say something."
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"Me no here. Me go bye. Leave me message. Me reply."
ETC, ETC
Rubio
If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money."
-
"Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you."
-
"(After a power outage
Hi, this is Ralph. The good news is that my power is back on. The bad news for you is, so is my answering machine. So, leave a message."-
"Hi. Now you say something."
-
"Me no here. Me go bye. Leave me message. Me reply."
ETC, ETC
Rubio
