lessons learned

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.
> All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and
> give in.
>
> I've learned that no matter how much I care, some
> people are just ass holes.
>
> I've learned that it takes years to build up trust,
> and it only takes
> suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
>
> I've learned that you can get by on charm for about
> fifteen minutes.
> After that, you'd better have a big weenie or huge
> boobs.
>
> I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to
> others - they are
> more screwed up than you think.
>
> I've learned that you can keep puking long after you
> think you're
> finished.
>
> I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,
> unless we are
> celebrities.
>
> I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a
> relationship
> is at first, the passion fades, and there had better
> be a lot of
> money to take its place.
>
> I've learned that the people you care most about in
> life are taken
> from you too soon and all the less important ones just
> never go
> away.
>

Thanks MQ, I think the truth in them is what makes them kinda funny