Ok you're been warned!
Q. What do you call someone who speaks two languages?
A. Bi-lingual.
Q. What do you call someone who speaks three languages?
A. Tri-lingual.
Q. What do you call someone who speaks only one language?
A. An American.
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A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The guide told her, "This is our number one sport." The horrified woman said, "Isn't that revolting?"
"No," the guide replied, "that's our number two sport."
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Q. What do you get when you cross an Italian and a Pole?
A guy who makes you an offer you can't understand.
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Q. What's the difference between a frenchwoman and a werewolf?
A. The frenchwoman is not quite as hairy but the werewolf smells better.
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Q. What is African roulette?
A. That's 6 African women that give you blow jobs; but one is a cannibal.
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Q. What do you call a dozen Greek women in a sauna?
A. Gorilla's in the mist.
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Oxymoron: Haitian former President-for-life Jean-Claude Duvalier
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The neighbors named their dog Herpes because he wouldn't heel.
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Over the last several years homosexual men have been disappearing at an alarming rate. The FBI has started putting their pictures on jars of Vaseline.
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A young woman goes into a supermarket, tours the aisles and unloads onto the conveyor belt two bananas, a small tin of beans, half-a-litre of milk and half a sliced loaf.
The checkout boy rings through her purchases, looks up and says: "You're a single woman, aren't you?"
She looks a bit sheepish and says: "Yeah. I suppose it's the shopping that gives it away, is it?"
And the checkout operator says: "No. It's because you're fu*king ugly.
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Rubio
Q. What do you call someone who speaks two languages?
A. Bi-lingual.
Q. What do you call someone who speaks three languages?
A. Tri-lingual.
Q. What do you call someone who speaks only one language?
A. An American.
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A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The guide told her, "This is our number one sport." The horrified woman said, "Isn't that revolting?"
"No," the guide replied, "that's our number two sport."
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Q. What do you get when you cross an Italian and a Pole?
A guy who makes you an offer you can't understand.
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Q. What's the difference between a frenchwoman and a werewolf?
A. The frenchwoman is not quite as hairy but the werewolf smells better.
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Q. What is African roulette?
A. That's 6 African women that give you blow jobs; but one is a cannibal.
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Q. What do you call a dozen Greek women in a sauna?
A. Gorilla's in the mist.
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Oxymoron: Haitian former President-for-life Jean-Claude Duvalier
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The neighbors named their dog Herpes because he wouldn't heel.
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Over the last several years homosexual men have been disappearing at an alarming rate. The FBI has started putting their pictures on jars of Vaseline.
----------------------
A young woman goes into a supermarket, tours the aisles and unloads onto the conveyor belt two bananas, a small tin of beans, half-a-litre of milk and half a sliced loaf.
The checkout boy rings through her purchases, looks up and says: "You're a single woman, aren't you?"
She looks a bit sheepish and says: "Yeah. I suppose it's the shopping that gives it away, is it?"
And the checkout operator says: "No. It's because you're fu*king ugly.
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Rubio